Gibsonton: Where Carnies go to Die

Orlando glided into my funeral parlour to interview for the open apprentice position. He had only started answering my questions but had to pause abruptly after I squealed loudly. He was from Gibsonton, the retirement place of many circus performers. The most famous Sideshow Performers chose it as their wintering town. They had them all: The Human Blockhead, who could hammer…